Wednesday, March 12, 2008

What Did You Learn?

Snow White learned a joke at daycare. It was pretty funny so I thought I would share. Aside from that I want to remember her telling me this joke years from now.

While at pre-school today little Jimmy’s teacher told the whole class “For homework tonight I want each of you to learn three new words.”

Little Jimmy comes home to find his mother cleaning the kitchen. “Mom, I need you to tell me one of three words.” The surprised Mom says “WHAT?!” Jimmy says “What! Got it.”

Little Jimmy then goes to his big sister’s room where she is chatting with her friends on the phone. “Sister, I need you to tell me one of three words.” The sister is greatly annoyed by this interruption and says “SHUT UP!” Jimmy repeats “Shut Up! Got it.”

Little Jimmy moves on to his little brother’s room. Little brother is busy watching a Batman episode. “Little brother, I need you to tell me one of three words.” Little brother is too engrossed in the TV to even look at him but he says “Duna-nunna-nunna-nunna BATMAN!” Little Jimmy says “Got it.”

The next day at school…

Teacher: Jimmy what three words did you learn last night?

Jimmy: WHAT?!

Teacher: What three words did you learn last night?

Jimmy: SHUT UP!

Teacher: Just who do you think you are young man?!

Jimmy: Duna-nunna-nunna-nunna BATMAN!


Pageant Mom said...

Here's a joke Firstborn brought me:

A gang of jumper cables go into a bar...

The bartender says, you guys can stay, but don't start nuthin....


Lahdeedah said...

I have no funny jokes,

but i thought the batman one was funny.

I had a great friend who told one joke about a string in a bar. It was funny. Take my word for it ;)

Canadian flake said...

roflmaoooooooo jokes like that are so cute when they come from a little one...thanks for the giggles.

I wanted to stop in and thank you for the kind words of support on my meant a great deal to me and I really appreciate it.

Thanks again.

Whiskeymarie said...

I love these sort of jokes. Corny & great.